honestlynatalie:

geographykhaleesi:

glumshoe:

My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

HOLY SHIT

This is a Country song.

(via just-another-geeky-black-girl)

coffeeforthemoon:

“But I think the most important thing is kindness. If you’re not kind, the rest doesn’t matter.”

— Isabella Huffington (via kvtes)

(Source: caitlacoop, via derivings)

gelatinadeleche:

The ultimate beauty luxury is genetics. You will meet people with naturally clear skin who need little to no makeup and are very nonchalant about their beauty regimen and totally unhelpful when they tell you they just use dove soap and water and when they’re feeling daring they’ll rub on a little tinted lip balm.

…………….bitch

(Source: wetdirtandearth, via just-another-geeky-black-girl)

qtipping:

jaythenerdkid-official:

seashellronan:

people i make myself look good for:

• myself
• gay women
• my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

• drunk girls in bathrooms

• freddie mercury who’s watching over us
  

(via ofsockmonkiesandbookworms)

5779:

me, before touching a puppy: i like the predictability and maturity of adult dogs and am intimidated by the amount of structured work that has to go into preparing a puppy to be a well-adjusted adult, though i do see the appeal to raising a dog from an early age

me, laying eyes on one (1) dog infant: if i don’t obtain one of these i will die

(Source: surprisedentistry, via just-another-geeky-black-girl)